- near-constant bare feet
- canines that glow in the light of the moon
- often found lying on the ground or the floor
- irregular sleep patterns
- sees omens in the clouds
- vague distrust of technology
- not in possession of a “polite smile,” nor capable of small talk
- highly intelligent
- observes more than partakes
- listens more than talks
- lots of humming and singing in whispers
- celestial, pastoral, and morbid interests
- has creative and artistic pursuits or hobbies
- their concept of age is hazy or altogether indefinable
- messy hair
- short, dirty fingernails
- seemingly directionless, but knows their purpose
- strong beliefs but an open mind
- never-ending longing for fresh fruit
- talks of the current phase of the moon at strange times
- never up-to-date on current events
- little to no understanding of how taxes work
